Cavaliers: noun, a man escorting a woman or acting as her partner in dancing, which is basically all the SJS men 24/7.
Warriors: please use lightning bolt to fill in scantron bubbles darkly and completely; nothing intimidates an opponent like a high standardized testing score.
Red Devils: He workin’ that turtleneck, I know I’m #terrified.
Mavericks: grab the bull by the horns, then pull this manly grimace. Your adversaries will literally wet themselves with fear.
Iris Cronin & Oliver Ruhl
Poll results: If we were no longer the Mavericks, which mascot would you prefer?
Red Devils: 34