Top Nine: PSAT Pointers

1. Go to bed early. And by early, we don’t mean early in the morning.

2. Eat a good breakfast. Your brain will need the calories. Not usually a breakfast person? Trust us, by section 4, you’ll thank us.

3. Forgetful? Don’t worry – duct tape can fix anything. Tape your supplies – your trusty TI-84, your spare No. 2 pencils, a handy eraser – to your body so you won’t forget them come d-day. Sorry, did we say d-day? We meant test day.

4. Review Collegeboard’s PSAT handbook at least more than you’ve reviewed the SJS handbook.

5. Relax if you’re a sophomore.

6. Relax if you’re a junior.

7. Drink the blood of a standardized-test-savvy classmate to gain their powers.

8. Try to curb your new-found craving for human blood.

9. Trust yourself.

The Review Staff

One Response to Top Nine: PSAT Pointers

  1. Brooke says:

    Oh my god you actually put the blood thing in

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